UnicornRebel's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[RD10 Poetry & Art Collab]

RD10 Poetry & Art Collab Review

If this Flash were a robot, it would be a grand masterpiece, one crafted of the highest quality parts forged with the most precious metals in the world, and maybe the universe. I knew this would live up to its potential, it just wasn't expected for everything to be so cohesive. Looking forward to participation in more collabs with the authors.

[Time Log 7]

Time Log 7 Review

I stumble upon thought as this flash sends shock waves of pure awe. I cannot even begin to comprehend the masterpiece that is this birthing of revelation. It truly opened my eyes to what a simple human being can craft of pure imagination. I'm not even mentioning how it captures all of this within a few seconds. In the blink of an eye, this flash will change your life.

[[33CDS] Running President]

[33CDS] Running President Review

This epic tale of determination, conspiracy, and tragedy is seamlessly spun around the viewer. I am quite utterly floored by the masterpiece that is this meticulous contraption of shock and awe.

I am, however, appalled how blatantly ill-rated this is. Obviousky, due to extremely suggestive sexual content, gang violence, and discrimination, such media should be rated 'R' to shield our youth from irreversible corruption.

Good day.

monkeyspanthisgooplz responds:

Good day. Obviously you noticed that due to the extremely suggestive sexual content, gang violence and discrimination, such media should be rated as 'R' to shield our youth from irreversible corruption. I am glad you took notice my good sir, as I was beginning to suspect homicide was in the air, your perception of my erotically thrilling masterpiece fills me with such spasmodic pleasure that I can hardly respire.

I am quite utterly floored by the masterpiece that is this meticulous contraption of shock and awe also known as your review. I discover it consoling to be positively criticized by such a magnificent individual as yourself. Your review has inspired me to continue my superlative effort of colossal importance.

Thank you sir.
Good day.

[You Need A Health Bar!]

You Need A Health Bar! Review

I enjoyed the Team Fortress 2 reference and the artwork was more than sufficient, however the "lip syncing" thoroughly bothered me. Work on that!

[The Final Console Bout!!]

The Final Console Bout!! Review

Although the jokes in this flash have been fleshed out repeatedly into staleness, I love the bits of originality and the art ALMOST as much as I love the ending, which I can really relate to, as all my Wii is is a pile of money gathering dust, looking absolutely pathetic. This flash deserves front page, and while that might not mean a lot on Newgrounds, it's still superbly short and sweet.

[There might B time...]

There might B time Review

For sure just about every flash artist can relate to this, seeing all the dead flash left to rot, progressing to a better time. I really wish this was built on more, but since I love the preloader and concept so much, you get a 10. Too bad I missed out on my free save point!

someplaceelse responds:

Thank you, and you can get a save point by voting five any time not just on clock days ;)