Recent Movie Reviews


RD10 Poetry & Art Collab RD10 Poetry & Art Collab

Rated 5 / 5 stars

RD10 Poetry & Art Collab Review

If this Flash were a robot, it would be a grand masterpiece, one crafted of the highest quality parts forged with the most precious metals in the world, and maybe the universe. I knew this would live up to its potential, it just wasn't expected for everything to be so cohesive. Looking forward to participation in more collabs with the authors.


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Time Log 7 Time Log 7

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Time Log 7 Review

I stumble upon thought as this flash sends shock waves of pure awe. I cannot even begin to comprehend the masterpiece that is this birthing of revelation. It truly opened my eyes to what a simple human being can craft of pure imagination. I'm not even mentioning how it captures all of this within a few seconds. In the blink of an eye, this flash will change your life.



[33CDS] Running President [33CDS] Running President

Rated 5 / 5 stars

[33CDS] Running President Review

This epic tale of determination, conspiracy, and tragedy is seamlessly spun around the viewer. I am quite utterly floored by the masterpiece that is this meticulous contraption of shock and awe.

I am, however, appalled how blatantly ill-rated this is. Obviousky, due to extremely suggestive sexual content, gang violence, and discrimination, such media should be rated 'R' to shield our youth from irreversible corruption.

Good day.


monkeyspanthisgooplz responds:

Good day. Obviously you noticed that due to the extremely suggestive sexual content, gang violence and discrimination, such media should be rated as 'R' to shield our youth from irreversible corruption. I am glad you took notice my good sir, as I was beginning to suspect homicide was in the air, your perception of my erotically thrilling masterpiece fills me with such spasmodic pleasure that I can hardly respire.

I am quite utterly floored by the masterpiece that is this meticulous contraption of shock and awe also known as your review. I discover it consoling to be positively criticized by such a magnificent individual as yourself. Your review has inspired me to continue my superlative effort of colossal importance.

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Good day.

Recent Game Reviews


Dead Frontier: Outbreak 2 Dead Frontier: Outbreak 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Dead Frontier: Outbreak 2 Review

The artwork is dandy and there are no major complaints about the outcomes of decisions, however I found that at least one time the "Try Again" option isn't set back far enough to allow you to continue without dying, which knocks 2 stars off an otherwise top notch tale of gore.



Car Game 2 Car Game 2

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Car Game 2 Review

I can't help but notice the "Also don't forget to keep revisiting for updates." in the description, I highly advise you read the portal guidelines before submitting more. One guideline is that you are not to submit revisions of the same flash, such as "Car game 2.3" As such this game as is scores a 3/10 due to the lack of attempt to create any kind of realistic physics and lack of a proper ending. It would be more enjoyable if you could road rage a bit!


Recent Audio Reviews


COCK POP COCK POP

Rated 5 / 5 stars

COCK POP Review

This needs more COCK and less POP.


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Crystal Beats Crystal Beats

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Crystal Beats Review

This to me sounds like a slight step above easy listening, but it is certainly very ambient. Good work.


Recent Art Reviews


OMG BOKS! OMG BOKS!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMG BOKS!

You should put the erected squirrel within the boundaries of the box.


Rucklo responds:

IT A CAT MANG


JEBUS! JEBUS!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

JEBUS! Review

Jesus is teasing that pokemon in the sky by making a fake genital so the pokemon will administer oral sex DON'T DEW IT IT'S A LIE LAX!!1 I safed the day ur welcomed


Rucklo responds:

I LIEK UR INTERPRETETATING OF TEH ARTWORKJOB MANG!


Jack Sparrow mzpainted Jack Sparrow mzpainted

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Jack Sparrow mzpainted Review

NO. NO NO NO NO NO.

Okay, maybe.

YES, OH YES, RIGHT NOW! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!


Rucklo responds:

IUNO LOL